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Entry #703
I'm going to start keeping a log of what I did during special events like Halloween, so that when I go to college or whatever, I can check back what I did when I was in 10th grade/level 10/10th standard (or however the fuck you call the 10th year of school in your area). It's kind of like a journal, you know? Like you're carving some events that happened in your life here, and then coming back to look what you have written? Yeah I'm going to treat my user page as a journal, ALONG with the endless stream of blank posts. It's going to be a boring story, but I'll try to keep it interesting. If you found it so boring that you can't read anymore, then remember that this is partly for entertainment purposes. Most of the events will have a really stupid/retarded/immature/hilarious/pat hetic scene that made it so fucking hilarious.
Anyway...
Let's get this straight: It fucking RAINED today at October 31st, 2009. Yes in HALLOWEEN it rained! That shit sucks, doesn't it? Well I managed somehow, although I'm really sleepy as a I write this.
So today at Halloween I departed my house at about... 7:40 PM? 2 people already came to get their shit (candy) and boy did they hog a FUCK LOAD of them! Anyway, it drizzled outside; one good friend of mine told me that. We took our umbrellas and went outside. We went to the first house and rang the door bell. Nobody there, so we went to the next one.
Let's get this straight too: I was participating in a "Food Drive" for a Thanksgiving Dinner for homeless people in Philadelphia. So I went around collecting non-perishable food items. My target is 30 cans.
The next one my sister and I got 2 pieces of candy EACH (thus making it 4). I also got 1 can of food, so that gave me a confidence boost. The next 2 houses I went gave us no candy. I went to the house that is 10 feet (3.3 meters) away from my house, and got some candy there. In fact, that house is the house of my Biology Honors classmate. Okay, enough of that. We went on, taking our happy asses, collecting some candy and shit. We did pass by 2 houses that didn't answer the door, but fuck I could care less. I got 2 cans of food and turned to another street. There it was a HUGE hill! If you look at it from a side-view, it would look like a HUGE "V"! I went along until I reached the dead-end. I collected about 8 cans of food and plenty of treats too. It also started pouring at that time as well. Some little 8 year olds, who had no umbrellas, went bat-shit insane and ran in fucking circles while getting drenched. I was happy to have an umbrella, so I was safe from the rain.
After 10 minutes of pounding rain, the rain ceased and I continued. I visited 5 more houses, got 3 cans of food, and ended my trip there. I went back to the street I live in, and visited about 18 more houses. I did get about 5 more cans, and $2 from a person. That $2 threw me off, since I asked for CANS, not MONEY! Even so, that's worth 2 cans, since I think there is a $1/can sale in a nearby grocery store (with tax which will cost about $2.12 overall). Then after visiting the 18th house (which was a fail, since nobody answered), I went home. Boy I was tired as FUCK! My back ached from the candy and cans I had to carry, but I was happy. I expected to get 0 cans today, but I got 15! (Well 13, but with the $2 that will become 15.) Plus I got a load of candy.
So it was an okay day of Halloween; not the greatest, but DEFINITELY not the worst. It was unusually warm like 66 Fahrenheit (18.8889 Celsius) which made it a good day. Normally the temperature is near freezing point. Also, due to the rain, very, VERY few people went trick-or-treating. So the rain did give a pro as well, since we got extra candy. People even told us "take as much as you want; we want to get rid of them" when we went to their houses. Some even told us (during 8:40 PM) that we were the FIRST people that came to their house. That was unusual. REALLY unusual. Also, 50% of the candy we left on the bowl still remained when we got home. And no, it was NOT left in the front yard unsupervised.
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PICS OR GTFO:
The food drive run
- That's 15 cans collected. It actually shows 13, but with the $2 given (the $2 is hidden under a can) it should add to 15
The candy I collected
- Wow that's a SHIT LOAD of candy! Especially since I'm not TOO fond of candy.
The left-over candy
- Apparently very few people went trick-or-treating, since we ONLY opened 3 bags, and 1.4 bags worth of candy remains.
How much my sister collected
- Like wow, she is SO FUCKING OBSESSED with candy, yet garnered less than I did...
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Please note: Those posts are STILL blank posts, and will become parts of the guide soon. Those pictures WILL be deleted, but for now, until I reach that far into the guide, I'm going to use them as a temporary image storage place. Don't be surprised if those links lead to guide posts after a year or two from when this was made.
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Here's a diagram of my neighborhood, as this will make it easier to understand my trip:
Yes it's a shit diagram, but it's better than no diagram I suppose. I don't have to make this news post; I could have went on with my blank posts, so cut me some SLACK! Also, open discussion post. Damn I can't remember the last time I made a CLOSED discussion post (where you HAVE to follow the topic).

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